Masterlist.

Title: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner at Audrey’s
Author : heathermouth aka slashxyouxup
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: NC17
Summary: Frank can’t stop eating at this place, seriously can’t stop. He’s actually a pretty good cook but lately his kitchen has seen less action than he has is the past few months. It’s not his fault, really it’s not. He’s just powerless to his taste buds and apparently his dick, because not only is the food in this place unbelievable but the chef is also so hot Frank actually misses his mouth first time he sees him.
Warnings: language, sex. 6,000+ words.
Disclaimer: Writer’s lie – just like your parents.

This is dedicated to peekabooby and not0_fuckin_kay. One, because they both need a little cheering up right now. Two, because they provide me and everyone else with awesome porn and THREE! Because they're awesome and I love them (:

( By the time Frank gets to his main he’s ready to take himself home, jerk off and call it a night. )

Title: Various Prompts (from my prompt table)
Author : heathermouth aka slashxyouxup
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: PG - R
Summary: Three short stories involving a lot of prompts.
Warnings: language, mentions of drug use and mentions of sex.
Disclaimer: Writer’s lie – just like your parents.

( Found, Of All the Times and First & Last )

Title: Touché Ice
Author : heathermouth aka slashxyouxup
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: NC17
Summary: Sequel to Frank Makes Sex Noises
Warnings: language, light toy use and sex.
Disclaimer: Writer’s lie – just like your parents.

( In the past few weeks the word massage has become another term for sex with MCR and co; or more 'Frank and Gerard are having sex'. Much like the time Bob came up with the colourful phrase “Mikey got Googled.” )

Title: The Beginning, Middle and End (of falling in love)
Author : heathermouth aka slashxyouxup
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: NC17
Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin.
Warnings: language and sex.
Disclaimer: Writer’s lie – just like your parents.

( The beginning of falling in love is a little like riding on a demented version of the Tea Cups after eating a seven course meal, while getting a blow job. )

I have never really done a prompt table before, but this one looked kind of interesting and can help keep my mind active and relatively sane while I try to make sense/sort out my life and where it's going.

Thanks to emilyrose2005 for filling in the last five. Feel free to still leave me some suggestions.

( Here goes something... )

Title: Frank Makes Sex Noises (while being massaged)
Author : heathermouth aka slashxyouxup
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: R
Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin.
Warnings: language, blowj.
Disclaimer: Writer’s lie – just like your parents.

( Gerard wonders how he got here, straddling his best friend who’s face down on a hotel bed, shirtless and moaning. )

Title: Aim For The Head
Author : heathermouth aka slashxyouxup
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: R
Summary: When Frank had suggested spending the week with his Aunt Honey, who was totally kick ass and lived in some creepy looking house from the 1800’s in the middle of nowhere, this is definitely not what Gerard had in mind.
Warnings: language, light gore and zombies.
Disclaimer: Writer’s lie – just like your parents.

( Is this the end of the world, or just the start of the fight? )

Title: Wrestling With A Wrecking Ball
Author : heathermouth aka slashxyouxup
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: NC17
Summary: Cancer fic with none of the dying, but everything else that goes with it.
Warnings: sex, language, minor character death, cancer and everything that goes with it.
Disclaimer: Writer’s lie – just like your parents.

(  When the doctor tells Frank he’s got cancer a weight falls on his chest…  )

Title: War In Your Bedroom
Author : slashxyouxup aka heathermouth
Pairing: Frank&Gerard
Rating: PG13
Summary: It’s the start of summer, or well it’s supposed to be –
Disclaimer: Writers lie – just like your parents.

( laaame. )

Title: Las Vegas, baby. Twelve.
Author : heathermouth aka slashxyouxup
Pairing: Frank Iero/Greg Sanders (CSI)
Rating: NC17
Summary: Two men. Two worlds. One city.
A/N: The story which follows the one shot, Las Vegas, baby.
Disclaimer: Writers lie - just like your parents
Warnings: Language. Sex. CSI stuff.

Prologue.One.Two.Three.Four.Five.Six.Seven.Eight.Nine.Ten.Eleven.

( He wanted quiet... )

Title: Hair.
Author : heathermouth aka slashxyouxup
Beta : Thanks coffeewordangel (:
Pairing: Frank&Gerard
Rating: NC17
Summary: Frank's a (little more than) camp hairdresser and Gerard frowns a lot.
Warnings: Language. Sex.
Disclaimer: Writers lie – just like your parents.

( “You need a haircut,” says Mikeyway to his brother... )

Saturday will bring me four hours of boredom when I'm abandoned while Holl wins bread (Y). I'm afraid it's all Frank/Gerard (unless you know me and what/who I like) but any Rating, if you want to specify one, y'don't have to. So yeah. PROMPT ME! And I'll comment you your drabble (: You may have up to two Prompts ((((:

Title: You're My Star
Author : heathermouth aka slashxyouxup
Pairing: Frank&Gerard
Rating: PG13
Summary: Van era. Drunken Frank and Gerard take a walk.
Warnings: Language. Homophobia.
Disclaimer: Writers lie – just like your parents.

( You're my star, yes you are... )

Zombie!Comic; Frank/Gerard; PG13
Written by slashxyouxup and poseys_demise
Artwork by poseys_demise
Original idea by slashxyouxup
Taken from the story Dead Is Better by slashxyouxup (or heathermouth).

( We can't kiss with grins like this.. )

Title: Dirty Talk
Author : heathermouth aka slashxyouxup
Pairing: Frank&Gerard
Rating: NC17
Summary: He’s got a talent for these foul mouth innuendoes and a knack for making Gerard weak with them. Unfortunately, Gerard doesn’t seem to possess the same talent.
Warnings: Language. Dirty Talk. Phone Sex.
Disclaimer: Writers lie – just like your parents.

( He wonders if Shakespeare ever had this problem... )

Zombie!Comic; Frank/Gerard; PG13
Written by slashxyouxup and poseys_demise
Artwork by poseys_demise
Original idea by slashxyouxup
Taken from the story Dead Is Better by slashxyouxup (or heathermouth).

( The morning spills, over the hills... )

Title: If I Cut Off Your Arms
Author : heathermouth aka slashxyouxup
Pairing: Frank&Gerard
Rating: R
Summary: It’s stormy outside. The house is cold and empty, Gerard’s drowsy and confused and it’s all Frank Iero’s fault.
Warnings: Language, light blood shed and a blowj.
Disclaimer: Writers lie – just like your parents.

( Pleasure exhumes the pain. )

Author : heathermouth aka slashxyouxup
Pairing: Frank&Gerard
Rating: NC17
Summary : Sequel to Child’s Play.
Disclaimer: Writers lie – just like your parents.
Warnings: Bad language, sexual situations.

( Clickage )